During one of my recent investigations I visited an Ottawa psychic. After he went into a trance, and began speaking like Peter Sellers in a Pink Panther movie, I asked him if he could contact my dead sister. It took him all of fifteen seconds to locate her spirit. It was now embodied in a person "helping underprivileged children in Belgium, " he said. I was underwhelmed. I never had a sister. This startling communication cost me $75.